Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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ToddesPizza
Coos Bay, United States
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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itsalwaysfunny 0
Sooo... why don't you shave? I'm sorry, how is this an FML?
kxs401 0
Christ, it has nothing to do with hygiene -- it's cultural norms. Men don't shave their legs, and it's not unhygienic. What are you, twelve?
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Comments (208)
sweetheartslim 0
It's no shave November, you only do it for a month, hon. After that, it's pretty much biologically incorrect not to shave
Steffi 26
If anything, it's biologically incorrect to shave, actually.
rockerlove2013 6
Do we need to go back to you being 11 years old and teach you how to shave again???
Eliseopwns 22
Oh god please just shave them.
interesting33 36
It is not disgusting. Guys don;t shave their legs. I mean, I do generally but if you don't want to that's fine. It isn't unhygienic at all and I don't see why people make such a fuss about it. Leave her alone!
Dilwann 27
YES! The world needs more people thinking like you do.
NaLaHa19 5
thats ratch
breaking6883 17
Boohoo. Go shave.
redneckfrankie 13
haha been there, done that ! my hair grows thin, fine and blonde so I don't shave very often and in the summer time that's how I can tell it's time to shave haha
liamk_26 16
Are you a guy? Because if you are it isn't that bad
fantasyworld 37
You can do what you want. If you don't want to shave you don't have to.