gunnerdog
Galveston, United States
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
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Annoyed
Panama City Beach, United States
Today, one of my students stole my wallet. I teach kindergarten. FML
yermom
United States
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
TriangularBanana
Cypress, United States
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
737
China
Rules is rules
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
sad face
Canada
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
emkaycutie
United States
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
teacher
Apo, United States
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Anonymous
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
ElemTeacher
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Top comments
Infamous_Tora 12
Call it and tell them if they return it they won't get detention.
cosicosei 22
Welcome to highschool!
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Comments (78)
aLiYaaH_fml 17
Wow seems like a swell day! :"
Mauskau 35
I'm guessing that's why my teachers all have old phones that only call and text without a colour screen.
austinssquidgy 16
Maybe they were trying to get revenge
DFresh503 8
Lol I don't know why, but the first thing I thought of was dangerous minds. Start giving them candy bars, go through some tragic moments, but they'll come around OP
skyeyez9 24
Thieving little *****. My 11yr old nephew had his ipod touch stolen from his backpack. My brother bought him another one and lets him bring it to school as well......its only a matter of time before it gets stolen, again. I hope OP has the "find my phone" app?
eternal_malaise 10
OP, if you are teaching a class on morals or law then it's going to be a long year.
Omniprism 14
Sounds like you can't trust any of them. Keep personal items locked up or on you 24/7. Good luck. Maybe some how turn into the cool teacher and they won't do that...maybe. At least to win their trust.
whatupwithhaley 6
I would have just stolen your shoe... Cuz you don't get detention that way
Dcm210 19
Kids these days, that's why they need cameras in classrooms.
Esma_fml 10
Just have some interrogation sessions :)