By SofaKingPretty - 26/07/2014 23:40 - United States - Pasadena
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About Austinssquidgy
Happy and sad at the same time seems to be my thing now. Happy because I'm with the most amazing man in the world named Dominik, but sad because I just had to leave him on the other side of the world.
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By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo
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I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'
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I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.