Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
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Today, one of my students stole my wallet. I teach kindergarten. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
Rules is rules
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
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Infamous_Tora 12
Call it and tell them if they return it they won't get detention.
cosicosei 22
Welcome to highschool!
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gunnerysgt 15
Second day of school, and a kid has already killed himself
gunnerysgt 15
I'm not lying, he was the brother of my friend, I came on here to ask those of you who are bullied, rethink what you're doing before you do it, and to the bullies, if you cause someone to do something, their blood is on your hands, I will not see, nor hear about this kind of shit for the duration of my school year, once is enough! I will not have more lives in danger, because some asshole feels the need to taunt them by the way they look or act. This freshman in particular was teased so much for one day due to his skin condition, that he couldn't even go back for the second day of school, my condolences to his family, and my he rest in peace
gunnerysgt 15
May*
slithergirl 5
I was that student in elementary school. I remember stealing my teachers bag in pre1A and when she told me to give it back I said "huh? This is my bag"
blackwidowtaco 31
If ops got a phone with a sims card & they haven't taken it out yet, or texted someone from the phone before removing it, she could always just go home & pull up her cell records to find the number the little shit texted. If she can possibly locate who they texted via her house phone or another phone she can possibly speak with the parents of the friend who was texted by the culprit in order to get her phone back.
nurchok 15
Sorry to hear that OP. Hope you get it back. But it's so ironic, it's almost funny...
skyttlz 32
My sisters a teacher and she's had more than 1 phone stolen, an iPod classic, and she had a kid hit her.
soapmactavish82 8
My teacher always told me "leave your phone in your locker or at home" you should have left yours in your car
why57why 21
DETENTION!!!!
kaylasometimes 4
Teach probably lost it. A lot of people panic when they lose something then resort to blaming others... especially if there's a broad spectrum of possibilities. I've done it!
justmeCee 16
When you find out who stole your phone, make their life a living hell.
msholly 5
Sorry OP kind of your fault. As an fellow new teacher I know to keep my phone and valuables locked away if it is something you need you do not take your eyes off of it. I learned this back when I was in school and the teachers got there stuff stolen.