gunnerdog
Galveston, United States
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
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Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
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emkaycutie
United States
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teacher
Apo, United States
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
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Top comments
Infamous_Tora 12
Call it and tell them if they return it they won't get detention.
cosicosei 22
Welcome to highschool!
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Infamous_Tora 12
Call it and tell them if they return it they won't get detention.
jtthegr8 26
Students aren't that smart
TheCanucklehead 22
Smart enough to steal the phone
awkwardturtl3 3
#1 - not gonna get detention cuz you're gonna send them to the principle s office LOL
JocelynKaulitz 28
#9 Apparently you aren't either if you really think that.
NoFlippinWai 24
Perhaps said phone does not have a sim card.
flashback.miss 28
Punish the class as a whole with maybe detention until the perpetrator comes clean.
Zynris 10
My teachers used to do that, it never worked, the kid who did it would never own up, for fear of being hazed after making his whole class get punished.
flashback.miss 28
Hmm..
FMLkoala 28
In your photo is it a leech on their eye or...
wallandpiece 16
Or a totally innocent person would own up just to get the rest of the class out of an unfair punishment.
happle 21
My Spanish teacher constantly had stuff stolen from her, but never punished the entire class. Even when her phone, iPad, laptop, and even car were stolen. That's a terrible idea for a punishment.
rocker_chick105 31
I hate when teachers punish the whole class. "Yeah, one kid took my phone, but I'll punish you all because **** you."
SarMarJo 17
That's a terrible ******* idea. I hope you never become a teacher. Or anyone involved with working around kids..
flashback.miss 28
ok wait, how's this: but maybe if the perpetrator is able to anonymously return it and take a private punishment. maybe my first comment was rather poorly written.
154rct 7
Horrible idea
cosicosei 22
Welcome to highschool!
Zaharra 10
Do you know who it was?
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Not just any student. THEIR student!
Zaharra 10
Yes. I know it's a student :) I just wanted to know if OP knew who it was specifically or perhaps have someone in mind ...
TKay916 15
Probably not the last thing they'll steal either.
skullofdarkness 18
Right, next thing you know they'll steal your virginity...
Zynris 10
Make it your duty to find out who stole it, and assign him 5x more work than the other students.
thatnucca 36
I wish you had a cop friend, so you can bring him and his partner in to fake an arrest citing that the phone had a tracking device installed in it. And if the culprit doesn't return it before the end of the day, they'd be pick him or her up. Final spin, they can't throw it away either because they already know who the culprit is, but just giving him or her a chance to do the right thing...
Zynris 10
Hehe, really nice.
CarbonCoach 11
and then giving him or her one grade lower on everything. theifs deserve the worse. my adidas shoes were once stolen :(.
ty7in_topic 31
Well if the kid is in kindergarten - 3rd graders don't punish em too hard they're just kids. Any older and get the kid suspended. The student should know better.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Actually, I don't know about kindergarten and 1st grade but I definitely think 2nd- and 3rd-graders should know better. My mom is a 3rd grade teacher and those little ***** know exactly what they're doing when they steal stuff from other students or even her.
schadenfreud 6
id be interested to see who and what they text off that phone, fyl op
CrissyyyS2 22
I wonder what grade OP teaches.
Donnakar 20
Oh my gosh! What grade are the students you're teaching ?
FMLkoala 28
At my school anyone will do that