Miscellaneous, Fight, Public freakouts and Cops: Ballsy move

Ballsy move

By Anonymous - 27/09/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the woman who I punched in the face after I caught her on my porch snooping through my mail is pressing charges. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 September 2026 2:30

And what would the police have done exactly? She was on someone else's property snooping through their mail. She deserved what she got, and she should count herself lucky the OP isn't a trigger happy person.

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JackWood 20

Sunday 27 September 2026 23:46

You deserve it. You don't get to assault someone because they are in the wrong place. We have 911 and police for a reason.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 September 2026 2:30

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