Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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Talksyic 0
"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI
playnejayne 0
definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.
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jcricket 0
You should be jumping up n down with joy. She is the kinda crazy you don't want to be with, crazy sex yes, just plain crazy NEGATIVE run!! n any sound minded woman knows that meat is delicious, that or I'm just too Midwestern.
musicismything 0
You guys need to grow up and let people have their own opinions. Being a vegetarian isn't a bad thing.
purplemnm 9
hmm I'm gonna quote a comedian here...cows eject carbon dioxide which is a gas that's causing global warming, plants suck up carbon dioxide and make it into breathable oxygen...so therefore vegateriams are eating the solution to our problems while meat eaters are eating the actual problem...
EricJ 3
In the future, tell the waiter, "We're not ready to order yet" in that situation.
Jakers721 0
LMAO @ 200
Neferria 0
You couldn't say, "My date is in the bathroom right now. Can you come back in a few minutes?"? You deserve it for being an idiot.
Donnyk 0
she sounds like a pain in the ass anyway.
capilot 10
If we're not supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made out of meat?
ladyvader401 5
Now, I'm not a vegetarian, but you can bet that if a guy tried to order for me on a first date, it would also be our last. It's just a dick move. My fiance can get away with it, because we've been together for 3 years now, and he knows what I like (and I'd probably tell him what I wanted before I got up), but otherwise, it's just a terrible plan.
erowlyn 0
I give you credit for saying infactuated instead of love ppl use that word way too much it was a honest mistake but personally I think you should of let her order on her own