Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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Talksyic 0
"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI
playnejayne 0
definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.
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Comments (214)
Swampeh 0
dont date vegetarians m8 :P
bkfinest006 0
next time you tell the waiter you are not ready and wait for your guest to come back. wtf is wrong with you. you are so rude
KarmaLanding 0
On the plus-side, at least you found out she's a brain-damaged terrorist on your first date. This will save you the embarassment of dating her for a few months before finding out the hard way by having her drag you with her on a mission to firebomb a medical researcher's house.
edwards_echo 0
ummm cow murderer ?
Ejigantor 0
YDI for ordering for her, especially on the first date. Moron.
LA_Barbie 11
Hahaha =) funiest fml I've read in a while favorited! I still can't believe u didn't know she was a herbivore lol. I eat meat except for lamb cuz I think it's mean and it tastes gross anywayz. Steak = delicious medium rare yummy!
nicko_oz 4
Don;t order someone elses meal NO MATTER WHAT you are a dick head everyone has different tastes if you were so interested in this girl you would not be so naive that you would think that she would like that!
VigilanteZero 0
Caveat emptor, brother. You're better off without being attached to a crazy bitch like that.
vegetariangirl 0
VEGETARIANS UNITE!!!
MrFlintstone 5
she vegianterian it's a win