Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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Talksyic 0
"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI
playnejayne 0
definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.
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Comments (214)
cmac86 23
#104 rashkavar wins.
GhoStedar 0
I've heard the screams of the vegitables, having their skins being peeled; having their insides revieled. I've heard the screams of the vegitables. How do you think that feels? I'll bet it hurts real bad.
dazzlingstar1987 0
u never order for your date! it's ur first date how the hell do u think u know what she likes?even if it were me on that date, I love steak but I like to make my own decisions their couldve been something better on the menu
Seddah 3
Couldn't have just asked him to come back in a few minutes? OP fails hard. Totally deserved her being pissed at you.
disney_blonde 16
Never order steak for someone if they don't tell you specifically that's what they want. Even if she loved steak, you have no idea how she wants it cooked. If someone ordered me medium well steak when I always eat it medium rare, I'd send it back for being overcooked.
alexFYL 11
Why? Why would you order for someone else without having any idea what she wanted? Idiot.
yessirfosho 0
Well you do kinda deserve it. It's rude to order with out her and especilly to order for her. But at the same time she did over react with the whole cow murderer. In the end it probably wouldn't of worked out anyway if she would get mad everytime you ate meat.
1goodthing 0
What age do u live in op?!? Seriously ordering for a girl, doubt anyone like that.. especially on a FIRST date
heypeoplezzz 0
Why would you order something without asking them? Don't! I wouldn't like it, and I agree with her. Say to the waitor "oh, can you come back later? My girlfriend is in the bathroom you see."
Stunsz 0
Lmfao!! I acctually lol'd to this fml wjich is very rare xD man your life sucks