Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking dinner for my date. When they arrived, they told me that I'd probably not paid much attention to their dating profile, as it clearly mentioned that they were vegan, and thus couldn't eat any of the food I'd prepared. FML
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Talksyic 0
"Cow murderer" is a bit harsh, but you should have waited for her to come back to the table. YDI
playnejayne 0
definately deserve it. you should never order for someone else, you idiot.
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blackinblue 0
never trust a girl who doesnt eat a little meat
2bobbybowdens 0
Never order for a girl. It just gives the impression that we think we know better. As for vegeterianism. It does a lot less for the animals than they think. A cow that isn't gonna get eaten doesn't just get set free into the wild. It get's killed to save costs.
totes_sucks 0
The less meat that is being consumed, the less meat that will be raised for slaughter. It's called supply and demand. Do you think they raise the same amount of cattle, regardless of how much is selling?
emily00 0
Sorry, but YDI. If you hadn't asked her prior to her going to the bathroom what she would want if the waiter came while she was in there, you should've asked the water to come back in 2 minutes or so, when she'd be back.
DreadedxSkiLLz 0
she's a freak! just hit it 'n' quit it
marc_with_a_c 3
Your own fault for ordering while she was gone, instead of telling the waiter to come back.. you're an idiot, congratulations!
gr3y_fml 1
I agree with this, it was just plain bad form of him.
ferbreeezy 3
Wow. she's a spaz. she clearly couldve ordered something else. you're probably better off without her anyways.
QueenDani 0
lmao [#33]
TheNewGuy03 28
i'm a dude, and if you ordered food for me, i would probably destroy your face, and make you pay for it anyway. the same works with chicks, and at a greater level. i would say to just let her order what she wants, and you pay for it if you so choose (which would be ideal, as it is your first date). she'd probably appreciate it. |the kid|
mirandyyy 0
I agree with 89
aaaaa_zzzzz 0
you are a self centered jerk for presuming you could decide what she wanted to eat. it doesn't all revolve around you actually. other people get to make decisions too.