Nearly FMLs

By mmbt3 - 14/02/2019 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today I got a girl I liked a V-Day's gift. Two class periods in, I told my friend about it and she told me that the girl has a boyfriend. They started dating a week ago. They're one of my friends. FML

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By Huge32 - 14/02/2019 09:57 - United States

Today, while driving to work my car started to knock really loud. I just got the car out of the shop yesterday after paying 750 dollars to get it fixed. FML

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By Andy - 14/02/2019 09:31 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I saw my ex girlfriend's (who I am not quite over yet) new boyfriend who was on his way to go see her for Valentine's day. I made plans to take our daughter out for Valentine's day, not thinking that I just basically volunteered myself to babysit for her while they go on a date. FML

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By "Selene1090" - 14/02/2019 14:10

Today, is Valentines Day. Not only do I get to be alone today, like every other year, I also started my period. FML

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By Bollywood girl - 14/02/2019 16:48 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my bestfriend said he has been in love with me. This would have been great because I had always wished for it, if I was not getting married in a month and he was not married already. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 11:33

Today, I was trying to apply to grad school. One school wants a GPA out of 4.0, one out of 5.0, and one out of 8.0. My school says my GPA is 9/10. Can we stop trying to mimic the USA and just use good old percentages?. FML

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By Anon - 14/02/2019 11:27

Today, my girlfriend decided that watching cartoons was more interesting than the sex we were having. Happy valentines day, FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 11:27

I found out my cat's a liar. For years I thought she was sensitive to pain because she would scream bloody murder every time I tried to groom her. Well tonight she screamed before the comb had even touched her. Today I also found out that just because she's lying doesn't mean she won't bite.. FML

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By Cnot23 - 14/02/2019 10:32

Today, my boyfriend texted me to say, "I'm almost there Cheryl, we can have our playtime soon ;)". My name's Charlotte. Cheryls my best friend... FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 02:09 - Canada - Legal

Today, I let I love you slip for the first time during sex. My boyfriend acted like he didn’t hear it, proceeded to finish himself and then broke up with me immediately after. FML

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By Emma - 14/02/2019 09:36

Today, on Valentines day, I overslept and had to hurry to work. On the way there i discovered I miscalculated when setting my alarm clock. I am now alone in an empty office, while the love of my life has to eat his surprise Valentine brunch on his own. FML

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By kimcheesplash - 14/02/2019 12:24 - Japan

Today I was eating a meal in Korea with my friend. Floor seats and the table was rather low for my long legs. When we finished I stood up quickly but my leg had fallen asleep. I fell like a timber tree. I put my hand out and ended up catapulting kimchee all over myself. Walked out stained in red FML

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By cats before idiots - 14/02/2019 04:04

Today, I took my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didnt say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2019 22:40

Today, I tried to log my World of Warcraft account and found that it has been hacked. There goes five years and ten characters worth of dedication. FML

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By Margot - 13/02/2019 22:24

Today I sat at the end of the row and put my backpack in the seat next to me so nobody would try to sit next to me. The most annoying girl in the class pulled up a chair NEXT TO the end of the row. Wasnt even a table in front of her. Proceeded to argue with the professor through the whole class. FML

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By Jaq93 - 13/02/2019 22:17

Today, after the guy I’ve been chatting with for three months finally decided to drive to see me while on his way I finally got my period after months without it. FML

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By mades - 13/02/2019 12:00

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a boy. When I told her she can’t, she said “Then I want to be dead.” She’s 4. FML

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By BeastieHouse - 12/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went back to school after I was sick. When I came back, I found out that my assigned seat had been graffitied. It said my name, and, “Is a bitch”. All my friends say that I am the nicest person in school. Then, I heard someone talking about having revenge, because I asked for a pen. FML

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By kiki - 12/02/2019 04:00

Today, after a two years being cheated on, I finally get a good one night stand only to throw up after drinking too much and starting my period midway through... FML

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By MansNotSkilled - 11/02/2019 04:00

Today my wife got mad at me because my parents bought me a new phone for my birthday. Now she wants a divorce. FML.

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By MansNotSkilled - 10/02/2019 16:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today my wife got mad at me because my parents bought me a new phone for my birthday. Now she wants a divorce. FML.

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By momoftheyear - 11/02/2019 00:00

Today, I have to force-feed my crying, screaming, writhing one year old the first bite of every single meal I give her, before she happily and eagerly gobbles down the rest of her food. If we're not home, I have to choose between leaving her whiny and hungry or being suspected of child abuse. FML

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By New stay at home mom - 08/02/2019 04:00

Today I tried desperatly to keep my girls quiet while my husband took a nap after working a night shift. He decided to work nights. I have a two year old who wants to play because that's what kids do. He woke up pissed for not sleeping at all and yelling at me for not controlling our kids... FML

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By Damn Carpet - 07/02/2019 14:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I wore loafers without socks to work. I didn’t know that my boss had the office carpeted while I was on vacation and had banned shoes on it. I was the only one who didn’t know that rule and ended up being barefoot all day while my coworkers openly mocked me. FML

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By "Boyufd" - 07/02/2019 16:00

Today, a girl and I matched on Tinder. She had only one picture and she didn't say anything about her, so I messaged her "hi" so I can start a conversation. She unmatched with me a few hours later. This is the second time it happened in less than a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2019 00:00

My ex girlfriend and I broke up after 3 years of dating, she stated that we were moving to fast. 3 days later her sister call me and tell me that she getting engaged to her step cousin. FML

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By ReallyMom? - 06/02/2019 16:00

Today, my mom told me I was being "hyper-sensitive" because I said my dad's a-bit-too-sexual comment about spanking children made me uncomfortable. FML

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By My_Art_Isn't_Art - 05/02/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my family for xmas. My cousin, an artist, said the still life I am doing for class isn't art and that I should drop out for trade school. I showed everyone my final, they liked it/said to keep going to school. She "agreed" but still thinks my projects aren't art. I can't win. FML

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By CanOnlyGoUphillFromHereRight? - 03/02/2019 22:00 - United States - Greensboro

Today, a guy I really like, who I had been on just 1 date with, attended a NYE event at my job and not only ended up meeting my entire crazy family unexpectedly, but also had to deal with my obsessed colleague who openly took offence to me having a date and refused to work with me. Great start. FML

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By raebird10 - 04/02/2019 01:13

2 days ago I drove to Florida for a family cruise. My dad had a heart attack the night before the cruise but my family still insisted on going. I decided to stay, got yelled at by 4 people and deemed ungrateful. We don’t have insurance, I’m going home to start applying for jobs to pay bills, FML

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Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

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Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML

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Today, I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese and German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, and he thought it would be funny to steal my ring and "pretend" to swallow it. I tried to get it back, but unfortunately I "surprised" him. He reckons I'll get it back some time tomorrow. FML

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Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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