I found out my cat's a liar. For years I thought she was sensitive... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 11:27

I found out my cat's a liar. For years I thought she was sensitive to pain because she would scream bloody murder every time I tried to groom her. Well tonight she screamed before the comb had even touched her. Today I also found out that just because she's lying doesn't mean she won't bite.. FML

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