FML - The follow-up
coffeecoffeecoffee Say more :
Hi! OP here! These comments are really making me laugh! Thank you! I told the man he couldn't have the bugs in the building, which resulted in him yelling at me saying I was "no help". He didn't want a real "bug professional" to look at them, because it would cost too much money. I ended up getting my manager, who (thankfully) made the man (and his "pets") leave the building. You could say I was...
By StillGagging - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 04:25 /
FML - The follow-up
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OP here- the hilarious thing about them changing the job is that the new "Graphic Sales" job involved being the customer service desk for any customer having problems with their graphics files. There are two full time graphic designers, but they decided the gal who was hired to "make sure production is kept on track" is the one who should answer every single question regarding graphics and deisgn for...
By PhoenixChick - / Sunday 21 May 2017 23:08 /
By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 May 2017 19:24 / United States - Dallas
By EmbarrassedMess - / Sunday 21 May 2017 22:57 / United Kingdom - Leeds
FML - The follow-up
jmk10 Say more :
Op here, wow I didn't know this would actually get published. Yeah I know I shouldn't have lied but I should probably mention that I do know some Japanese (more conversational than fluent, probably enough to be able to assist a customer). I figured it would be okay. Lesson learned. As you can probably figure out, I didn't get the job though.
By unemployedliar - / Friday 19 May 2017 19:24 / United States - Aurora
FML - The follow-up

Today, as a nursing assistant, I often hear that the biggest thing people get from their job is satisfaction of helping others get better. Biggest thing I've gotten out of it? Shingles. FML

Swellswellswell Say more :
Hey guys, OP here. I've gotten over the worst part of it, just left with a small scab under my eye. When I first started they told me all the vaccines I needed, which they would provide. Shingles/chicken pox vaccine wasn't on there! At least it's cleared now!
By SwellSwellSwell - / Thursday 4 May 2017 08:06 / United Kingdom
By ShanghaiSam - / Wednesday 3 May 2017 22:36 / China - Shanghai
By SowhatshouldIdo - / Saturday 29 April 2017 20:04 / Turkey - Istanbul
World

Today, I had a job interview. After two hours of commute, thirty minutes filling out questionnaires, and fifteen minutes of actual interview, the recruiter told me the post had already been filled. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:36 / France
World

Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:25 / France - Paris