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Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Boss is a jerk, unless it was a nut hair of yours.
Sounds like you're better off now, you can get a new boss who isn't such a d*ck. Win in disguise?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015