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Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (1948)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

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