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Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24080) - you deserved it (4253)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Haha! The same thing happened to me, but someone else pointed it out before I noticed.

#6 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:36pm by perfectwinds

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Honestly I see no problem in this situation! If anything use it to get a raise.
Boss: "Hey Carol how's uh....Your boob is uh... a little uh...uh."
Carol: "Yeah I have this new disease called Tittilitis and the treatment is pretty expensive."
Boss: "Well I think I can help you out with that. Did I tell you about my new fetishes?"

#26 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:07pm by datkid117

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