Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16413) - you totally deserved it (2683)
On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
(0)
It was for calling first. The mere fact that others also blatantly abuse the commenting system is not grounds for you to also.
(0)shouldn't you moderate your comment now seeing as it is no longer relavent to anything like the post or the original comment. I feel this takes away from my experience on FML.
#32 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:15pm by haha123321
(0)but then again, calling first or anything in that sense isn't forbidden. At least I didn't read anything about that in the rules... Bah anyway, it's all good
(0)Well, it incidentally falls under the out-of-context rule, but it's also one of the unwritten rules that we expect everyone to think about when posting :)
(0)50) you know the definition of relative humidity? it's when the sweat from your balls drips down your sisters ass crack.
(0)Tweetbaby14, I have messaged you on this issue. If you continue to persist in breaching the rules and whining about being moderated for it, you will be banned.
(0)I am with the whole moderating thing, and find it annoying when someone says first. But, don't you think you are sortof taking away their right to free speech, but then again this is a French based website, but Im sure they have fair rights to. I respect the moderators a lot, but would like an honost response from you Sarin ;)
(0)@Otto12: Commenting is a privilege, not a right; the same goes for virtually any forum out there. People can say what they like, with some fair and reasonable restrictions, which they agree to abide by when they comment.
Some people, though, think they can trample all over the rules, insult the moderators (who are here to make the place a tolerable one to visit), essentially say "what're you gonna do about it", and expect respect to be shown to them. Unfortunately for them, that's not how it works, and abusing the rights afforded to them results in moderation and if necessary, bans.
Hopefully that answers your question :)
(0)They are free to speak, all history of it is just removed later! :3
If they didn't moderate, you'd get clogged with redundant comments which waste space and time reading until you find the actual good comments. it may be 1 second but overall the user can make up his mind quicker than that, so good on them for tryig to improve the User Experiance. ^^
#98 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:30pm by Dont_Explain
(0)@45,
Where is mtl, canada?
Are all the girls there as hot as you?
#100 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:35pm by katmandont
(-1)This FML is a fail to punctuaion... "Today, I tried an herbal tea..." Last time I checked, you only use the word "an" when the next word begins with a vowel. OP, please do not attempt to teach your child punctuation...
(0)You're an idiot. The H is silent and you use "an" when there is a vowel sound.
#87 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:59pm by Bored_2_Death
(0)"An" is the correct word to use in this case. Just like "An historic moment" or "an heirloom."
But I digress, that sucks OP. On the other hand, that is also strangely hot.
(-1)this is a win!
see, when I get bored from sucking on one tit,
I can switch to the bigger, more volumptious tit.
and then when I get frustrated that I can't fit the monster in my mouth,
I can move back to he mosquito bite.
#5 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:34pm by KurouTenshi
(0)The real winners in life say, "Fuck the bigger/smaller tit!" And shoves them both in his mouth at the same time.
(0)Haha! The same thing happened to me, but someone else pointed it out before I noticed.
#6 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:36pm by perfectwinds
(0)Please read the fml again. It's not a breast enhancement that makes you grow tits. It's suppose to increase the milk supply.
(0)#8.. Did you miss the "breastfeeding mom" and "to make more milk" parts? There are things like this for breastfeeding women. This isn't about just ANY woman... Jeez..
#13 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:49pm by Ashurii328
#8 I know for a fact that those herbal teas and/or fenugreek do work. So know the facts before you post, you are the IDIOT! My sister had problems producing enough milk, she took those teas and fenugreek and within a few hours she did have an increase in milk supply. The one thing that most moms don't realize is those only work if you also drink a lot of water. The milk needs a source to produce from. If you aren't drinking enough then you won't produce enough milk. I didn't have to use anything because I had too much milk. I did have the problem of one boob being bigger than the other though. People really didn't notice though because I was HUGE! So Sorry OP, I know what it feels like. People will normally give you a break if they know you are breastfeeding.
#31 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:13pm by TruckMom
(0)and I have to add that not just one breast made more milk. that breast was just more engorged at the time.
lactating mama here :) and herbs can help with milk supply.
(0)haha this is like that joke Larry the cable guy said when he was talking about his sister or something like that how she won first and third in a wet t-shirt contest.
#10 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:43pm by TripleJumpMan
(0)#8, it's called Fenugreek, and it does make your breasts larger when you are already lactating. It increases milk production/supply, so that in turn increases your breast size. It's actually called engorgement.
#12 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:45pm by tamoomoo
(-1)Good for you OP, your man won't be bored with your tits now.
#14 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:49pm by Fedor_is_KING
(-1)I gotta meet you! I love the titty-f***, but I have one ball much larger than the other. We'll be a perfect fit!
I hope for your sake that it is the left one that is bigger or your view may be a hole lot less pleasant.;)
Using herbal supplements is a better and healthier option for your baby if it allows you to breastfeed.
#33 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:17pm by TruckMom
(+2)Honestly I see no problem in this situation! If anything use it to get a raise.
Boss: "Hey Carol how's uh....Your boob is uh... a little uh...uh."
Carol: "Yeah I have this new disease called Tittilitis and the treatment is pretty expensive."
Boss: "Well I think I can help you out with that. Did I tell you about my new fetishes?"
Herbal tea? Blah!
I like my tea -like my men
... Hot, English with a little bit of sugar!
op give it a try boob problem will go away! promise;)
#30 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:13pm by Alcestis
(0)Blah!
I like my women like I like my tea.
Bitter and Cold.
#104 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:48pm by katmandont
(0)Hmm, I'd try peppermint if I were you. Because herbal tea make me sick :s
#39 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:24pm by heypeoplezzz
(0)One of mine is always bigger than the other. I generally turn sightly sideways so it's not so obvious, try it.
#42 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:38pm by geordieboysgirl
(0)that's what happens when you drink the tea for the right breast but forget to by the other tea for the left breast. ydi ;D
(0)This was posted by an American, and in America the "h" is silent in "herbal". We also say, "It's an honor," not, "It's a honor."
#58 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:33pm by cybermolly10
(0)55: Yes, it was nice English, and perfectly correct too. Moron. Don't criticize others' English when you didn't even capitalize your sentence.
#63 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:57pm by quikwit1212
(-1)also if you can leave your kid and they don't need breastmilk they are probably like seven. or they have a bottle though if they're old enough to have a bottle then they don't need breastmilk. my nephew quit before he was even one.
#71 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:50pm by YouSeriouslySuck
(0)There is a guy in Jersey selling human breastmilk cheese. Perhaps.....
#75 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:04pm by okieraider71
(-1)So feed your kid. What are you doing at work when you are nursing a baby anyway?
#77 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:18pm by xxkiwixx5623
(0)OP
Invest in a breast pump (or some kinky person who likes to indulge in breast milk...)
to even it out.
#102 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:44pm by katmandont
(0)I don't really see why this is a bad thing but if you don't like it stop drinking the tea and you should be fine.
#105 - On 03/17/2010 at 8:32pm by Gymnastman
(0)I'm breastfeeding too; totally empathize! I've tried Traditional Medicinals
#110 - On 03/17/2010 at 9:42pm by sinkships82
(0)ha, that sucks. When I was breastfeeding, one morning I woke and for some reason one boob (the one that is usually but not noticeably smaller) had totally lost its supply, while the other was very, very full. So I basically had one C cup and one A cup. it was weird.
#111 - On 03/17/2010 at 10:05pm by hawkloverr
