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Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16413) - you totally deserved it (2683)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:30pm by ladyme

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#19 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:58pm by ladyme

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It was for calling first. The mere fact that others also blatantly abuse the commenting system is not grounds for you to also.

#23 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:02pm by Sirin (FML Staff)

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shouldn't you moderate your comment now seeing as it is no longer relavent to anything like the post or the original comment. I feel this takes away from my experience on FML.

#32 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:15pm by haha123321

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No, my job is to both moderate and inform, Mr. Smartass ;)

#34 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:17pm by Sirin (FML Staff)

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sorry it was a joke. you're ok. :)

#35 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:18pm by haha123321

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32) Win

OP) That is so hot. I breast fead until I was 21.

#36 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:18pm by trizzieb

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I was joking too ;)

***GROUP HUG, PEOPLE, GROUP HUG***

#37 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:20pm by Sirin (FML Staff)

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lol thanks tho for answering I actually appreciate it. :)

#44 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:46pm by ladyme

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but then again, calling first or anything in that sense isn't forbidden. At least I didn't read anything about that in the rules... Bah anyway, it's all good

#45 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:49pm by ladyme

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Well, it incidentally falls under the out-of-context rule, but it's also one of the unwritten rules that we expect everyone to think about when posting :)

#46 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:51pm by Sirin (FML Staff)

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I called last the other time and got moderated.





It had to be done.

#49 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:56pm by Ajjas013

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@36: That explains why your big sister's nick name is "Droopy".

#50 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:56pm by FarSide

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50) you know the definition of relative humidity? it's when the sweat from your balls drips down your sisters ass crack.

#57 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:27pm by trizzieb

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bahahahaha you have just won my friend

#59 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:48pm by linamerri

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Am I late for the group hug?

#64 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:15pm by doink

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*Hugs doink* Yes, yes you are.

#68 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:38pm by Ajjas013

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Fail.

#74 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:55pm by rauj13

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Tweetbaby14, I have messaged you on this issue. If you continue to persist in breaching the rules and whining about being moderated for it, you will be banned.

#79 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:24pm by Sirin (FML Staff)

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I'm guessing the group hug is over then :(

#84 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:49pm by Ajjas013

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I am with the whole moderating thing, and find it annoying when someone says first. But, don't you think you are sortof taking away their right to free speech, but then again this is a French based website, but Im sure they have fair rights to. I respect the moderators a lot, but would like an honost response from you Sarin ;)

#94 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:16pm by Otto12

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the group hug will never be over!

#96 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:28pm by haha123321

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@Otto12: Commenting is a privilege, not a right; the same goes for virtually any forum out there. People can say what they like, with some fair and reasonable restrictions, which they agree to abide by when they comment.

Some people, though, think they can trample all over the rules, insult the moderators (who are here to make the place a tolerable one to visit), essentially say "what're you gonna do about it", and expect respect to be shown to them. Unfortunately for them, that's not how it works, and abusing the rights afforded to them results in moderation and if necessary, bans.

Hopefully that answers your question :)

#97 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:28pm by Sirin (FML Staff)

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They are free to speak, all history of it is just removed later! :3

If they didn't moderate, you'd get clogged with redundant comments which waste space and time reading until you find the actual good comments. it may be 1 second but overall the user can make up his mind quicker than that, so good on them for tryig to improve the User Experiance. ^^

#98 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:30pm by Dont_Explain

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@45,
Where is mtl, canada?
Are all the girls there as hot as you?

#100 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:35pm by katmandont

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I so sorry!

#2 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:31pm by skeleton_skinner

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#3 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:34pm by ashlynn610

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#4 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:34pm by imbatman

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This FML is a fail to punctuaion... "Today, I tried an herbal tea..." Last time I checked, you only use the word "an" when the next word begins with a vowel. OP, please do not attempt to teach your child punctuation...

#80 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:28pm by happyhak

The OP wrote it correct. Go read 58

#85 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:51pm by TruckMom

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You're an idiot. The H is silent and you use "an" when there is a vowel sound.

#87 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:59pm by Bored_2_Death

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"An" is the correct word to use in this case. Just like "An historic moment" or "an heirloom."

But I digress, that sucks OP. On the other hand, that is also strangely hot.

#93 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:15pm by Novogrod

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"An historic" doesn't count, because of the "h" in historic is not silent.

#99 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:34pm by Night22

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this is a win!
see, when I get bored from sucking on one tit,
I can switch to the bigger, more volumptious tit.
and then when I get frustrated that I can't fit the monster in my mouth,
I can move back to he mosquito bite.

#5 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:34pm by KurouTenshi

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The real winners in life say, "Fuck the bigger/smaller tit!" And shoves them both in his mouth at the same time.

#51 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:58pm by Ajjas013

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Haha ^^win

#67 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:38pm by Lilcommentaddict

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Haha! The same thing happened to me, but someone else pointed it out before I noticed.

#6 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:36pm by perfectwinds

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what's wrong wit dat, good for the husband ;)

#7 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:37pm by fudgenick

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Please read the fml again. It's not a breast enhancement that makes you grow tits. It's suppose to increase the milk supply.

#11 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:43pm by Nena713

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#8.. Did you miss the "breastfeeding mom" and "to make more milk" parts? There are things like this for breastfeeding women. This isn't about just ANY woman... Jeez..

#13 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:49pm by Ashurii328

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about reread before making idiotic comments like that. think first!

#15 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:52pm by lisaaaar

#8 I know for a fact that those herbal teas and/or fenugreek do work. So know the facts before you post, you are the IDIOT! My sister had problems producing enough milk, she took those teas and fenugreek and within a few hours she did have an increase in milk supply. The one thing that most moms don't realize is those only work if you also drink a lot of water. The milk needs a source to produce from. If you aren't drinking enough then you won't produce enough milk. I didn't have to use anything because I had too much milk. I did have the problem of one boob being bigger than the other though. People really didn't notice though because I was HUGE! So Sorry OP, I know what it feels like. People will normally give you a break if they know you are breastfeeding.

#31 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:13pm by TruckMom

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and I have to add that not just one breast made more milk. that breast was just more engorged at the time.

lactating mama here :) and herbs can help with milk supply.

#66 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:34pm by epoh

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And how the hell did OP not FEEL the engorgement?!

#82 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:34pm by TahoeFMler

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pics?

#9 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:40pm by FYLDeep

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or it didn't happen...

#18 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:57pm by KurouTenshi

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haha this is like that joke Larry the cable guy said when he was talking about his sister or something like that how she won first and third in a wet t-shirt contest.

#10 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:43pm by TripleJumpMan

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??????

#16 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:56pm by krisp007

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#8, it's called Fenugreek, and it does make your breasts larger when you are already lactating. It increases milk production/supply, so that in turn increases your breast size. It's actually called engorgement.

#12 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:45pm by tamoomoo

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Good for you OP, your man won't be bored with your tits now.

#14 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:49pm by Fedor_is_KING

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How avant garde. Did a taste test show which one junior prefered?

#17 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:57pm by mercyFML

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I preferred the left one....
oh, you meant her child

#101 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:43pm by katmandont

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I gotta meet you! I love the titty-f***, but I have one ball much larger than the other. We'll be a perfect fit!

I hope for your sake that it is the left one that is bigger or your view may be a hole lot less pleasant.;)

#20 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:58pm by perdix

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Is hole spelled that way intentionally?

#25 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:04pm by FYLDeep

it is whole :)

#27 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:07pm by candee

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FYLDeep, yep.

Candee, nope, see FYLDeep.

#41 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm by perdix

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Ouch perdix, I thought your walk was a bit lopsided

#103 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:46pm by katmandont

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You're stupid for using herbal supplements.

#21 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:59pm by quivx

Using herbal supplements is a better and healthier option for your baby if it allows you to breastfeed.

#33 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:17pm by TruckMom

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that's cute

#22 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:59pm by paigeatsflesh

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Stuff your bra with something on the smaller side to get through the day. Sucks for you though.

#24 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm by zeno2750

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Honestly I see no problem in this situation! If anything use it to get a raise.
Boss: "Hey Carol how's uh....Your boob is uh... a little uh...uh."
Carol: "Yeah I have this new disease called Tittilitis and the treatment is pretty expensive."
Boss: "Well I think I can help you out with that. Did I tell you about my new fetishes?"

#26 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:07pm by datkid117

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MegaBoob! Nice.

#28 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:09pm by Bro_Namath

Herbal tea? Blah!
I like my tea -like my men
... Hot, English with a little bit of sugar!

op give it a try boob problem will go away! promise;)

#30 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:13pm by Alcestis

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I'm down for anything "herbal", if you get my drift.

#83 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:45pm by ScaryyMary

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Blah!
I like my women like I like my tea.
Bitter and Cold.

#104 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:48pm by katmandont

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Hmm, I'd try peppermint if I were you. Because herbal tea make me sick :s

#39 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:24pm by heypeoplezzz

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perdix strikes again..

#40 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:31pm by NewJoisey

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One of mine is always bigger than the other. I generally turn sightly sideways so it's not so obvious, try it.

#42 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:38pm by geordieboysgirl

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that's what happens when you drink the tea for the right breast but forget to by the other tea for the left breast. ydi ;D

#43 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:43pm by dman4412

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get yourself some black coffee.

#47 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:52pm by pfunk129

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Get some Oreos and STFU.

#48 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:54pm by FarSide

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LOL
You need to see a doctor. That's not supposed to happen honey.

#52 - On 03/17/2010 at 3:58pm by ruby84

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LAST!!

#53 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:21pm by jasonsaied

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you fail

#61 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:53pm by linamerri

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nice English, an herbal tea?

#55 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:26pm by pottie69

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This was posted by an American, and in America the "h" is silent in "herbal". We also say, "It's an honor," not, "It's a honor."

#58 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:33pm by cybermolly10

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55: Yes, it was nice English, and perfectly correct too. Moron. Don't criticize others' English when you didn't even capitalize your sentence.

#63 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:57pm by quikwit1212

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YDI for saying "an herbal".

#56 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:27pm by randomaccountnam

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cultural ignorance ftw

#60 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:52pm by Howulikeit

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You fail. Look at #58.

#62 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:56pm by Bawvie

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No need to cry...

#65 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:21pm by f_alltheirlives

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#70 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:44pm by YouSeriouslySuck

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also if you can leave your kid and they don't need breastmilk they are probably like seven. or they have a bottle though if they're old enough to have a bottle then they don't need breastmilk. my nephew quit before he was even one.

#71 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:50pm by YouSeriouslySuck

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pics please?

#73 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:52pm by demomanX

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^^ that's what i'm saying.

#114 - On 03/17/2010 at 10:17pm by epound28

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There is a guy in Jersey selling human breastmilk cheese. Perhaps.....

#75 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:04pm by okieraider71

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So feed your kid. What are you doing at work when you are nursing a baby anyway?

#77 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:18pm by xxkiwixx5623

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If you were recently pregnant, your body probably looks like shit anyway.

#88 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:02pm by dynky

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OP
Invest in a breast pump (or some kinky person who likes to indulge in breast milk...)
to even it out.

#102 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:44pm by katmandont

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I don't really see why this is a bad thing but if you don't like it stop drinking the tea and you should be fine.

#105 - On 03/17/2010 at 8:32pm by Gymnastman

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I'm breastfeeding too; totally empathize! I've tried Traditional Medicinals

#110 - On 03/17/2010 at 9:42pm by sinkships82

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ha, that sucks. When I was breastfeeding, one morning I woke and for some reason one boob (the one that is usually but not noticeably smaller) had totally lost its supply, while the other was very, very full. So I basically had one C cup and one A cup. it was weird.

#111 - On 03/17/2010 at 10:05pm by hawkloverr

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I want to be a moderator

#113 - On 03/17/2010 at 10:13pm by zachhasse

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