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Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8 hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I am now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18220) - you deserved it (2629)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:19am - work - by evenpoorer (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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You can start a fresh life, change your name, and move to a distant town. You can work on someone else's ranch and feed off their income and at the same time remain incogneto...




Unless they stole your green card. Then you're fucked.

#13 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:01am by Ajjas013

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Your next day is going to be worst. Especially when the identity theft kicks in and your credit score drops to 5.

#20 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:07am by maskedman

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+2 | 4

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