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Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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On 03/14/2010 at 2:29pm - work - by teachingsucks (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.

#10 - On 03/14/2010 at 6:01pm by foolishworkerbee

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YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.

#11 - On 03/14/2010 at 6:01pm by MoonyIce

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