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Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25051) - you deserved it (2027)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)

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Lysol. And a phone call to his supervisor. FYL.

#1 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:07am by intensitive

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that is why you always carry sanitizer

#2 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:10am by lynsieloowho

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