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Today, at work, I had toast thrown at me by an old Vietnam vet. Who also happens to have a dead cat in his freezer. I love retirement homes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14978) - you deserved it (1798)

On 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm - work - by liz (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Wow... They always say,"The mind is the first to go."

#1 - On 03/08/2010 at 3:11am by mkylem

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Dead kitteh says: Viet-nom nom nom nom

#5 - On 03/08/2010 at 3:14am by astro_plastic

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