Weird and Work: Have some empathy

hey it's ok. they don't have a lot of time left. they're also senile. they can't help it. I got hit by a water bottle by an old lady when I used to work in a nursing home. I just shrugged it off. sorry your job sucks.

thetr00per 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:16

ha he saved it from Vietnam from getting eaten

Basballplaya16 4

Monday 8 March 2010 16:35

this isn't even a fml you just said you love it so how does this even work no fml for having to read this.

repyourcliche 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:40

oh god, tell me you are being facetious... please, for the love of god and my own sanity, tell me you are not being serious?

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