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Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16689) - you deserved it (3867)

On 03/07/2010 at 7:44pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 3:11am by iFellytone

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Boo-hoo. Unless she started bleeding like that girl with the mole, how is it a problem? Just apologize and move on. You're both slightly embarrassed, but it's not like it affects your life. Some girls just have hairy chests. If you explain it, she'll probably understand.

I'm just wondering, why does my iPod autocorrect "hell" to "he'll," but it doesn't change "shell" to "she'll"?

#4 - On 03/08/2010 at 3:17am by snickerdoodles

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