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By Numbnuts - / Monday 8 March 2010 03:08 / United States
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you should not sneek up on a family member, or any one. once I punched my brother in the face. he thought it would be funny to sneak up on me and scare me. I turned around and punched him. gave him a black eye.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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next mother's day pretend not to be able to see or hear her, or make sure that she's aware you're off doing other things, maybe do this on her birthday too.

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#17 is right. Don't sneak up on anyone really. And your mum probably wasn't aiming for your nuts. She just got lucky and you didn't. Ice them down, big boy. YDI for intentionally annoying her but FYL cos I hear that can hurt a bit.

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wow she sounds like a terrible mom...how could you possibly do that even if your in a bad mood? that could make you not have kids....

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i hate people that say poke while poking someone. YDI for being such a f a g g o t

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whoever said poor parenting skills should shut the fuck up. the world is full of high functioning retard assholes because "good" parenting skills. this is exactly what bush did during his childhood, look how that ended up. maybe if momma bush donkey kicked that little shit the country would be in a better spot

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well ydi because that's 100% annoying and 83 don't tell him to ice those!!! my friends told me that makes stuff shrink and then he would be back on here complaining about how his girlfriend left him because his thing shrank.

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who the hell gets random urges just to annoy people.... I'm on your mom's side on this one, you don't deserve your nuts you little prick

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she probably did it so you wouldn't be able to reproduce and have more strange children. only weird kids say "poke" as they poke someone. seriously, thank your mom for trying to help the world.

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idk I thought it was hilarious if not expected. Wish more parents were lyk that-w/o the ball kicking part tho xP

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wow... I don't mean to be perverted but your comment could be registered by someone in a totally different way than it was meant... I agree with this rule nevertheless. NEVER fuck with Momma.

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this made me laugh my ass off, your mom sounds fun and I'm sure she didn't mean to kick you in the junk!

Sounds like this would be an episode of Hannah Montana. Only your mom would be played by a feisty grandmother from Texas. Cunt punching Miley FTW.

gezz snickerdoodles always somthing bad to say OP fyl that sucks I hate when parents take out there anger by kicking their children on the nuts

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