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Today, I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I went first. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow, they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49035) - you deserved it (32522)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:34pm - work - by ineedanewjob (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Rule of thumb: Never be the first to 'walk out'. If you don't like your job, man up and tell your boss you're quitting instead of looking like an asshole and inconveniencing him.

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:34am by ddrluna

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Yep, maybe they were all nodding about hating their job and agreed because YOU ARE THE REASON they don't like coming to work....

You quit, they are happy.

#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:58am by free_Aus

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