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Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm - work - by Fonzie34 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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I say unleash a 6 pound one on his nuts and see how he likes it :-P

#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 3:43am by DGross

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I was not aware lobster could be a verb. Learn something new every day.

#15 - On 03/01/2010 at 4:24am by vexis58

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