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Today, a guy at work told me to, "Relax, dude", All. Day. Long. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17650) - you deserved it (5241)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:57pm - work - by Herman - Sent from mobile version

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haha he was probably high

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:41am by honutattoo

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This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.

#15 - On 02/25/2010 at 3:56am by paprikacha

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