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Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19223) - you deserved it (2827)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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You also didn't have enough money to walk there? Or ring the neighbours doorbell to ask if you could use their phone to ask a friend to take you there?

#4 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:08pm by lettertjes

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And you don't know anyone with a car that could have given you a ride? No friends or family or neighbors?

Also, I don't know many people that don't at least give you a day or two before the actual interview...

If you wanted the job that bad, you would have begged, borrowed, or stolen to get to the interview.

#6 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:09pm by idkweird

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