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Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
Fuck your boss, kill your friend, and soon you will start your path towards world domination :)
It's only a matter of time before every person kneals at your feet, begging you to be merciful upon them.
Soon, I SHALL RULE FML!
I mean, YOU SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015