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Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (2028)

On 02/19/2010 at 10:13pm - work - by monochromatic - United States (New York)

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sleep with him

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:03am by majones

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Fuck your boss, kill your friend, and soon you will start your path towards world domination :)

It's only a matter of time before every person kneals at your feet, begging you to be merciful upon them.

Soon, I SHALL RULE FML!

I mean, YOU SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

#7 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:10am by MermaidSongXOXO

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