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Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22294) - you deserved it (9974)

On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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you should have said you had killer steaks and a deadly ice cream sundae!

#13 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:20pm by Jespin5

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oh boo hoo, they'll get over it.

#10 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:16pm by musicmaniac925

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