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Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML


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On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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you should have said you had killer steaks and a deadly ice cream sundae!

#13 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:20pm by Jespin5

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this isn't an fml… if the soup is delicious you say "it's to die for" it's an expression. and next time pick up on when ppl are wearing all black they came from somewhere sad.

#12 - On 02/17/2010 at 5:19pm by iRobynM

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