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Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5491) - you deserved it (19250)

On 02/16/2010 at 11:43am - work - by alex (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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...strange excitement...

#1 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:13pm by texas_justice

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What a fucking idiot. They should fire you already.

#11 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:21pm by guillette123

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