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Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (1531)

On 02/16/2010 at 11:35am - work - by kennarama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy?

Think of it like lube.......

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:05pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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+2 | 5

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

Dumbledore!

That's disgusting.

#15 - On 02/16/2010 at 2:12pm by snickerdoodles

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+2 | 6

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