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Today, while working the dinner rush at my job, every single computer, credit card machine, and printer froze for an hour and a half. The reason behind this issue was a large wire ripped from the mainframe, the same wire I tripped over 20 seconds before while my boss watched. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 4:40am - work - by starrybrooke (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Clearly the wire posed a safety hazard. You should sue your boss.

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:04pm by vt_mruhlin

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Why is it out in the open where people can trip on it? Especially at a restaurant, because there is so much traffic! That is not your fault at all!

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:06pm by Inspired22

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