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Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13376) - you deserved it (5048)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

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