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Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16416) - you deserved it (6358)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

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Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!

#2 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:06pm by FernandoTorres

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Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.

#3 - On 02/15/2010 at 7:06pm by GenevieveL

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