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Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Hey, men can wear rainbow tags without being gay! That women needs to be punched or something for being stereotypical. Besides, I bet your a very FABULOUS man.

#4 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:54am by Checkmix

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Wow. I'm Christian myself and cannot STAND people like that :/

#7 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:58am by LaVonne

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