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Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55167) - you deserved it (3147)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

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