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Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (1229)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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That is really messed up. At the next family gathering announce "Im becoming a stripper because my jackass boss fired me for no reason." then give him an evil stare. OR make a toast in honor of him being willing to 100% financially support you so you dont have to work anymore and can focus on other ventures. Put him on the spot!

#12 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:52am by Laurendorcus

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I think your Boss' plan backfired. If anything, this is going to make things even more awkward.

#8 - On 02/13/2010 at 3:47am by Luckster

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