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Today, I met a new client in person for the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12214) - you deserved it (44284)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:48am - work - by HDCkid (man) - United States (California)

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