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Today, I met a new client in person for the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 4:48am - work - by HDCkid (man) - United States (California)

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#1 is an epic fail

and when meeting a new person, especially a client, never assume they are joking until they admit to joking.

but i can see how this happened

#2 - On 04/05/2009 at 10:16am by kwbuzz23wk

See in context

why would he give you a prosthetic hand when you offer a handshake?

#11 - On 04/05/2009 at 11:37am by cucuto89

See in context




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