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Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18450) - you deserved it (4596)

On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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