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Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Quit whining, all of us musicians know the risk we're taking when we try to make it a career.

#16 - On 02/11/2010 at 2:11pm by rockstarK9

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Go back and get another degree- one with some form of job security. You should have known any art degree wouldn't get you anywhere especially in this economy.

#10 - On 02/11/2010 at 2:08pm by jessicams

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