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Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20562) - you deserved it (1490)

On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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shag his daughter

#16 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:05am by krs500

See in context

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Does no one realize the OP is a woman? >.>

#21 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:37am by blander32

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