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Today I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle . Deciding to take a break I turned mah back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old rusty gate . Luckily the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed mah skin . Instead it tore off the ass of both mah pants and undies . FML

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On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I love cowgirls

#3 - On 02/11/2010 at 3:42am by TrevorDeere

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ouch. that sucks. I've done that in front of my brother-in-law.

#8 - On 02/11/2010 at 3:44am by mollymaykitty

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