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Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I love cowgirls

#3 - On 02/11/2010 at 3:42am by TrevorDeere

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ouch. that sucks. I've done that in front of my brother-in-law.

#8 - On 02/11/2010 at 3:44am by mollymaykitty

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