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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21346) - you deserved it (6441)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:04am - work - by fired101 - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe he asked for a lappuccino?

#23 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:30am by flying_vegan

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Did you offer to wipe it up? If you did it well enough, a promotion could've been in store for you.

#8 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:41am by Ashle1gh

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