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Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16511) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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protect the fragiles

#1 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:17pm by h_langston12

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Boom nut shot.

#4 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:20pm by IOwnedYou

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