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Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss' office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML


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On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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this is like how teachers can use cell phones in school but kids can't.

#3 - On 01/29/2010 at 2:15pm by SettoFail

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You were getting told off for something you really shouldn't have been doing anyway, and then catch your boss doing the exact same thing. That's more of a MLIA.

#13 - On 01/29/2010 at 2:26pm by Twinklestar

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