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Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Kylie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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so having a kid spit up some mystery object in your hand is okay, but puke isn't...

#3 - On 01/26/2010 at 2:05pm by miss_jelly

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So when a kid may be choking, your first reaction is to stick your hand in their face instead of, you know, trying to save their life? It sucks that you were puked on, but it wouldn't have sucked more if the boy died.

Plus, you work at a daycare, this is almost inevitable.

#7 - On 01/26/2010 at 2:10pm by containsnosoy

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