Work: Auntie Flow

Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

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By sarah - 19/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Customers from Hell

By notoneatall - 07/07/2014 03:39 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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playnejayne 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:06

hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!

Dopeyrox 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:03

don't feel bad that's funny :D

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Dopeyrox 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:03

don't feel bad that's funny :D

Mustardnight 3

Friday 22 January 2010 20:16

Seems to me many of these fml's are popping up, like the " im easy" girl. I guess people have trouble speaking nowadays.

pipp360 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:08

not trouble speaking, trouble having a real FML and having to copy someone elses! I have no sympathy fod you whatsoever

carpediem9_fml 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:06

HAHAHA

playnejayne 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:06

hahaha i bet she was bloody embarassed!

jakeidk 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:09

yeah, I see how that could happen because flow and night sound very simliar...

Crickets 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:50

I see what you did there...

confused2010 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:56

its more like he was thinking flow as related to tampons and night to tell her and ogt the wrong word outside

Residence_fml 4

Friday 22 January 2010 17:18

#2 no pun intended :) ? Besides OP that is funny if she got mad at you she probably didn't buy Always -no happy period

fudgnugget 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:07

hahaha

afarr 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:22

me 2. i am behind you with a cutthroaght razor. say shawie and youll survive. Shawie?

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:38

Haha. Sadly, I think I would have been, if I were her. I'm one of the many chicks who has to buy at least one extra item as a distraction when buying feminine products, if there's a male cashier. But don't feel bad, it was by far not the worst Freudian slip ever!