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Today, was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I am an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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Pssht, you should have "worn" it on one arm, or as a bandana, or something like that. Just in case their store policy isn't specific enough for that eventuality, which is a good possibility.

#5 - On 01/17/2010 at 6:27am by dbcheeseburger

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Just because he wears an XL shirt does not in anyway mean the guy is fat. He could have broad shoulders or muscular arms. Or maybe just be fit and like the extra room. Most built guys where L or XL shirts and even if he had a tummy so what. A medium is to small for most guys to be wearing anyway.

#18 - On 01/17/2010 at 8:42am by Hermyoni

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