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Today, I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7088) - you deserved it (23585)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:14am - work - by Harry (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

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you have a future in garbage collection. they leave it out for you so it's easier than a paper route.

#9 - On 01/09/2010 at 10:37am by tbbucs

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I got a headache trying to read your post, batman.

I had a paper route once upon a time. It was god awful waking up at 4 am to deliver papers when the temperatures were in the teens. Ugh. I quit that job :/

#30 - On 01/09/2010 at 1:17pm by epoh

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