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Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (2985)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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employee of the month - should ask for a raise

#1 - On 01/08/2010 at 2:00pm by eduardo2k

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stupid consumers. cashiers don't get paid enough to put up with the shit they already go through

#8 - On 01/08/2010 at 2:15pm by hXcsoccerplaya

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