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Today, while working my overnight shift, I went into the isolation room to find some items for a former client. The door fell shut and the magnetic lock went to work. Both unit telephones and my cell phone were lying on the desk, and I waited four hours for my supervisor to rescue me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16981) - you deserved it (3708)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:46am - work - by ducky2721 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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well now you know how it feels to be in the isolation room. sounds to me like the easiest 4 hours of work ever

#2 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:11pm by plutosaplanet

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tell about your job. otherwise it doesn't make much sense....

#7 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:59pm by ilovechicken123

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