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Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 12:33am - work - by JSterl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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ok you're other alternatives were :
crash the wings are too heavy due to ice
crash the plane is too heavy due to fuel
crash the pilot falls asleep
crash due to engine failure
so going straight to work is better than not going to work because you're dead

#4 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:21am by Andyangels27

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I bet having to go to work after all that stress was just de-ice-ing on de cake, wasn't it?

#9 - On 01/02/2010 at 7:11am by dougless

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