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Today , ma usband was fired for catting online for te tird time in a mont during office ours. Wo was e catting wit? Me , telling im to get off te cat programme so e wouldn't lose is job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23918) - you deserved it (11625)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:35am - work - by facepalm (woman) - Singapore

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how is this so confusing? she was in the Chat to Tell him to get off so He wouldnt get fired.. BTW fyl and He better learn or dump his ass

#5 - On 12/28/2009 at 10:31am by matineesuxxx

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I can't believe people could be such dumbasses. People, do you think while he was working innocently that she was ABLE to tell him that on IM? No, he must've been on IM, she logged on and saw him, and said something like," Get off IM now! You're going to get fired!" And the husband idiotically responded back," Ok fine! btw do we have any toast left?" or something along the lines of that that kept the conversation going resulting to him being fired.

#37 - On 12/28/2009 at 4:07pm by scateice

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